{"id":181470,"date":"2016-06-17T17:10:00","date_gmt":"2016-06-17T22:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2016\/06\/17\/ill-take-self-entitled-clueless-assholes-for-500-alex\/"},"modified":"2016-06-17T17:10:00","modified_gmt":"2016-06-17T22:10:00","slug":"ill-take-self-entitled-clueless-assholes-for-500-alex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2016\/06\/17\/ill-take-self-entitled-clueless-assholes-for-500-alex\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;ll Take Self Entitled Clueless Assholes for $500, Alex"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i.imgur.com\/1RbrKjt.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i.imgur.com\/1RbrKjt.jpg\" style=\"cursor: pointer; float: right; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px;\" width=\"300\" \/><\/a>Bill Gates has a solution for world hunger that is almost as brilliant as Windows Vista<sup>\u00ae<\/sup>.<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s going to be sending chickens to the poor people of the world.<\/p>\n<p>Brilliant.<\/p>\n<p>And he has chosen Bolivia as one of the first recipients of his largess.<\/p>\n<p>One problem: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/world\/2016\/jun\/15\/bolivia-rejects-bill-gates-hens-donation\">Bolivia is a major exporter of chicken, and they told him to go cluck himself<\/a>: <\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"color: blue;\">The Bolivian government has rejected a donation of hens offered by the US billionaire Bill Gates\u2026\u2026\u2026<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span> <span style=\"color: blue;\">\u201cHow can he think we are living 500 years ago, in the middle of the jungle not knowing how to produce?\u201d the Bolivian development minister, C\u00e9sar Cocarico, told journalists. \u201cRespectfully, he should stop talking about Bolivia.\u201d<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span> <span style=\"color: blue;\">\u2026\u2026\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Bolivia produces 197m chickens annually and has the capacity to export 36m, the local poultry producing association said.<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>This is the charitable equivalent of the blue screen of death, which is amazingly apropos.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bill Gates has a solution for world hunger that is almost as brilliant as Windows Vista\u00ae. He&#8217;s going to be sending chickens to the poor people of the world. Brilliant. And he has chosen Bolivia as one of the first recipients of his largess. One problem: Bolivia is a major exporter of chicken, and they &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1029,1056,982,979],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-181470","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-agriculture","category-charity","category-stupid","category-wanker"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/181470"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=181470"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/181470\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=181470"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=181470"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=181470"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}