{"id":181473,"date":"2016-06-15T21:42:00","date_gmt":"2016-06-16T02:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2016\/06\/15\/i-shouldnt-have-to-say-this\/"},"modified":"2016-06-15T21:42:00","modified_gmt":"2016-06-16T02:42:00","slug":"i-shouldnt-have-to-say-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2016\/06\/15\/i-shouldnt-have-to-say-this\/","title":{"rendered":"I Shouldn&#8217;t Have to Say This&#8230;&#8230;.."},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<p><p dir=ltr>But if you&#8217;re digging a garden, and you find <b>HUMAN<\/b> <b>REMAINS<\/b>, you should call the cops.<\/p>\n<p dir=ltr>It doesn&#8217;t matter how much work you put into the garden, you <b>CALL THE COPS<\/b>!<\/p>\n<p dir=ltr>Theater people, huh.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div>Posted via mobile.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>But if you&#8217;re digging a garden, and you find HUMAN REMAINS, you should call the cops. It doesn&#8217;t matter how much work you put into the garden, you CALL THE COPS! Theater people, huh. Posted via mobile.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[961,995,1015],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-181473","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-deep-thoughts","category-theater","category-weird"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/181473"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=181473"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/181473\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=181473"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=181473"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=181473"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}