{"id":181699,"date":"2016-04-10T18:27:00","date_gmt":"2016-04-10T23:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2016\/04\/10\/i-had-a-major-freakout-today\/"},"modified":"2016-04-10T18:27:00","modified_gmt":"2016-04-10T23:27:00","slug":"i-had-a-major-freakout-today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2016\/04\/10\/i-had-a-major-freakout-today\/","title":{"rendered":"I Had a Major Freakout Today"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I picked up Natalie from visiting her boy friend Ryan.<\/p>\n<p>He was wearing a tank top, and I noticed that, much like me, he was a seriously hairy dude.<\/p>\n<p>I described him as, &#8220;A Wookie.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He entered college majoring engineering, though he is switching to music production.<\/p>\n<p>While we were driving home, we discussed his music, and I discovered that, for a while at least, he played the trombone.<\/p>\n<p>Hairy, engineer, trombone player.<\/p>\n<p>That describes her dad as well.<\/p>\n<p>My mind was completely blown.<\/p>\n<p>Natalie was unamused. <\/p>\n<p>Charlie, who was in the car with us, laughed so hard he nearly wet himself.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I picked up Natalie from visiting her boy friend Ryan. He was wearing a tank top, and I noticed that, much like me, he was a seriously hairy dude. I described him as, &#8220;A Wookie.&#8221; He entered college majoring engineering, though he is switching to music production. While we were driving home, we discussed his &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[976,1015],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-181699","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family","category-weird"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/181699"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=181699"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/181699\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=181699"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=181699"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=181699"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}