{"id":182005,"date":"2016-01-19T20:50:00","date_gmt":"2016-01-20T01:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2016\/01\/19\/if-sharon-ever-kills-me-it-will-be-justifiable-homicide\/"},"modified":"2016-01-19T20:50:00","modified_gmt":"2016-01-20T01:50:00","slug":"if-sharon-ever-kills-me-it-will-be-justifiable-homicide","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2016\/01\/19\/if-sharon-ever-kills-me-it-will-be-justifiable-homicide\/","title":{"rendered":"If Sharon Ever Kills Me, It Will be Justifiable Homicide"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><\/p>\n<div dir=\"ltr\">I worked late, and I am on my way home on the Baltimore Metro, when I get the following text from my wife,&nbsp; &#8220;What is ur status&#8221;<\/div>\n<div dir=\"ltr\">I reply, &#8220;Married.&#8221;<\/div>\n<div dir=\"ltr\">I am arguably the most obnoxious Saroff of my generation, and my delicate,&nbsp; sweet flower blossom plighted her troth to me.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"ltr\">Well, 21 and change years, and no life threatening injuries &#8230;. so far.<\/div>\n<p><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div><span style=\"font-size: x-small;\">Posted via mobile.<\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I worked late, and I am on my way home on the Baltimore Metro, when I get the following text from my wife,&nbsp; &#8220;What is ur status&#8221; I reply, &#8220;Married.&#8221; I am arguably the most obnoxious Saroff of my generation, and my delicate,&nbsp; sweet flower blossom plighted her troth to me. Well, 21 and change &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[976],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-182005","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/182005"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=182005"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/182005\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=182005"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=182005"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=182005"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}