{"id":182107,"date":"2015-12-15T21:52:00","date_gmt":"2015-12-16T02:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2015\/12\/15\/umm-stephen-we-need-to-talk\/"},"modified":"2015-12-15T21:52:00","modified_gmt":"2015-12-16T02:52:00","slug":"umm-stephen-we-need-to-talk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2015\/12\/15\/umm-stephen-we-need-to-talk\/","title":{"rendered":"Umm \u2026\u2026\u2026 Stephen, We Need to Talk"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"border: 1px solid black; float: right; margin: 0px 10px; padding: 5px; text-align: center; width: 280px;\"><i>Click for Full Size<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/G2Hyj8U.png\" rel=\"lytebox[Steve_Jesus]\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" bordercolor=\"white\" src=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/G2Hyj8U.png\" width=\"110\" \/> <\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/35E6qae.jpg\" rel=\"lytebox[Steve_Jesus]\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/35E6qae.jpg\" width=\"144\" \/><\/a><br \/>The resemblance is striking<\/i><\/div>\n<p>It appears that you <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sfgate.com\/news\/article\/Jesus-Christ-realistic-depiction-scientists-6697192.php\">closely resemble a scientific reconstruction of the appearance of Jesus<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>You are a bit paler, but summers in Seattle would do that to you.<\/p>\n<p>Perhaps you should consider a career as a false messiah.<\/p>\n<p>As L. Ron Hubbard once said, &#8220;If you want to get rich, you start a religion.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Click for Full Size The resemblance is striking It appears that you closely resemble a scientific reconstruction of the appearance of Jesus. You are a bit paler, but summers in Seattle would do that to you. Perhaps you should consider a career as a false messiah. As L. Ron Hubbard once said, &#8220;If you want &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[976,1011,1021,1015],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-182107","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family","category-history","category-religion","category-weird"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/182107"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=182107"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/182107\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=182107"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=182107"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=182107"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}