{"id":182207,"date":"2015-11-21T17:40:00","date_gmt":"2015-11-21T22:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2015\/11\/21\/i-am-such-an-asshole\/"},"modified":"2015-11-21T17:40:00","modified_gmt":"2015-11-21T22:40:00","slug":"i-am-such-an-asshole","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2015\/11\/21\/i-am-such-an-asshole\/","title":{"rendered":"I am Such an Asshole"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am at a &#8220;Rubiks&#8221; cubing competition with my son, and this time, for the first time,  Sharon<sup>*<\/sup> is with us.<\/p>\n<p>She made the comment that she felt like she was in a room of people like Charlie.<\/p>\n<p>I replied, &#8220;You mean virgins?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>When I informed Charlie of my <i>bon mot<\/i>, we was unamused.<\/p>\n<p>(<i>on edit<\/i>) This was the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cubingusa.com\/riverhillfall2015\/index.php\">River Hill Fall 2015<\/a> cubing competition, and the world record for solving a 3&#215;3 cube was broken \u2026\u2026\u2026 twice, with the final record breaking the 5 second barrier. <\/p>\n<p><sup>*<\/sup><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Love of my life, light of the  cosmos, <b><span style=\"font-variant: small-caps;\">she  who must be obeyed, my wife<\/span><\/b>.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am at a &#8220;Rubiks&#8221; cubing competition with my son, and this time, for the first time, Sharon* is with us. She made the comment that she felt like she was in a room of people like Charlie. I replied, &#8220;You mean virgins?&#8221; When I informed Charlie of my bon mot, we was unamused. (on &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[976,1087],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-182207","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family","category-gaming"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/182207"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=182207"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/182207\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=182207"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=182207"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=182207"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}