{"id":182396,"date":"2015-10-03T16:24:00","date_gmt":"2015-10-03T21:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2015\/10\/03\/from-the-department-of-unfortunate-names\/"},"modified":"2015-10-03T16:24:00","modified_gmt":"2015-10-03T21:24:00","slug":"from-the-department-of-unfortunate-names","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2015\/10\/03\/from-the-department-of-unfortunate-names\/","title":{"rendered":"From the Department of Unfortunate Names&#8230;&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"text-align: center; padding: 5px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/-WsnvZfpDQoE\/VhBHdpqiECI\/AAAAAAAABPA\/AoC9jdish8o\/1443889922404.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/-WsnvZfpDQoE\/VhBHdpqiECI\/AAAAAAAABPA\/AoC9jdish8o\/1443889922404.jpg%20cursor:%20pointer;\" width=\"320px\" style=\"border: 1px solid; border-radius: 2px;padding: 5px; max-width: 320px \" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div>\n<p><p dir=ltr>At my shul, the brotherhood is hosting a talk by sports journalist Peter Schmuck. (See picture)<\/p>\n<p dir=ltr>I understand how parents might be reticent regarding changing their surname, even if it is &#8220;Schmuck&#8221;, but to compound this by naming your kid &#8220;Peter&#8221;?<\/p>\n<p dir=ltr>That&#8217;s just wrong.<\/p>\n<p dir=ltr>Elementary school must have been hell for this guy.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div>Posted via mobile.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At my shul, the brotherhood is hosting a talk by sports journalist Peter Schmuck. (See picture) I understand how parents might be reticent regarding changing their surname, even if it is &#8220;Schmuck&#8221;, but to compound this by naming your kid &#8220;Peter&#8221;? That&#8217;s just wrong. Elementary school must have been hell for this guy. Posted via &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1129,1057,982,1015],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-182396","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-journalism","category-sports","category-stupid","category-weird"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/182396"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=182396"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/182396\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=182396"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=182396"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=182396"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}