{"id":182449,"date":"2015-09-18T18:42:00","date_gmt":"2015-09-18T23:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2015\/09\/18\/f-autocorrect\/"},"modified":"2015-09-18T18:42:00","modified_gmt":"2015-09-18T23:42:00","slug":"f-autocorrect","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2015\/09\/18\/f-autocorrect\/","title":{"rendered":"F#$@ Autocorrect"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am sending a text to She Who Must be Obeyed about getting a dorm fridge to our daughter, and future Tony Award winning actress, Natalie.<\/p>\n<p>She wanted to get it here, and then schlep it up.<\/p>\n<p>I thought that we could find something cheaper in the greater New York City area, so while commuting, I did a web search, and found something quite competitive less than a mile from her school.<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s more, the have free delivery.<\/p>\n<p>It seemed like a winner to me, but when I attempted to text her that there was a better alternative in Manhattan, what I <b>actually<\/b> sent said, &#8220;Found cheaper fridges in lesbianism.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Lesbianism?!?&nbsp; Seriously?!?<\/p>\n<p>I am <b>SO<\/b> ready for Babel Fish enabled cell phones.<\/p>\n<div><span style=\"font-size: x-small;\">Posted via mobile.<\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am sending a text to She Who Must be Obeyed about getting a dorm fridge to our daughter, and future Tony Award winning actress, Natalie. She wanted to get it here, and then schlep it up. I thought that we could find something cheaper in the greater New York City area, so while commuting, &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1158,1060,1144,976,1025],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-182449","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-aggravation","category-computer","category-consumer-electronics","category-family","category-technology"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/182449"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=182449"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/182449\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=182449"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=182449"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=182449"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}