{"id":182545,"date":"2015-08-16T18:27:00","date_gmt":"2015-08-16T23:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2015\/08\/16\/i-worked-up-some-presidential-nicknames\/"},"modified":"2015-08-16T18:27:00","modified_gmt":"2015-08-16T23:27:00","slug":"i-worked-up-some-presidential-nicknames","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2015\/08\/16\/i-worked-up-some-presidential-nicknames\/","title":{"rendered":"I Worked Up Some Presidential Nicknames"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just the Democrats, because there are too many &#8216;Phants to name, and new Republican candidates keep popping up like some twisted game of Whack-a-Mole. <\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s one of those things that happens when we are all on a drive of any length. <\/p>\n<p>Here goes: <\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><b>Miss Congeniality<\/b> (Hillary Clinton: Likable enough, but she is not going to win.) <\/li>\n<li><b>Who?<\/b> (Lincoln Chafee of Rhode Island) <\/li>\n<li><b>The Republican running as a Democrat<\/b> (James Webb, who opposes the Iran nuclear deal, supports the Confederate flag, etc.) <\/li>\n<li><b>Too dull for a nickname<\/b> (Martin O&#8217;Malley) <\/li>\n<li><b>The Berninator<\/b> (Bernie Sanders) <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>If you have any suggestions, feel free to contribute them in the comments.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just the Democrats, because there are too many &#8216;Phants to name, and new Republican candidates keep popping up like some twisted game of Whack-a-Mole. It&#8217;s one of those things that happens when we are all on a drive of any length. Here goes: Miss Congeniality (Hillary Clinton: Likable enough, but she is not going to &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1048,1130,977],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-182545","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-language","category-presidential-campaign"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/182545"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=182545"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/182545\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=182545"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=182545"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=182545"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}