{"id":182555,"date":"2015-08-12T22:31:00","date_gmt":"2015-08-13T03:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2015\/08\/12\/jon-stewart-just-hurt-me\/"},"modified":"2015-08-12T22:31:00","modified_gmt":"2015-08-13T03:31:00","slug":"jon-stewart-just-hurt-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2015\/08\/12\/jon-stewart-just-hurt-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Jon Stewart Just Hurt Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"border: 1px solid black; float: right; margin: 0px 10px; padding: 5px; text-align: center; width: 250px;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/jnPzrB7.jpg\" rel=\"lytebox\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" bordercolor=\"white\" src=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/jnPzrB7.jpg\" width=\"240\" \/><\/a><br \/><i>You can see the many hairstyles of Bernie at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/bennyjohnson\/bernie-sanders-has-the-best-hair-in-congress#.rtMDk2kjv\">Buzzfeed<\/a><\/i><\/div>\n<p>He is, of course, in reruns now, but he was doing his monologue, and I had had not heard it before.<\/p>\n<p>And then he said:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"color: blue;\">Sure,  Bernie Sanders is drawing crowds in the thousands, but for some reason the &#8216;media&#8217; has decided you can&#8217;t be a serious candidate if your hair looks like your dick got caught in an electrical socket.<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I started laughing, and I just had to share this with Sharon.<sup>*<\/sup><\/p>\n<p>So, laughing hysterically, I started up the stairs, but I could not catch my breath I was laughing so hard, and ended up falling down the stairs.<\/p>\n<p>Thankfully, nothing but some bruising minor bruising, and a majorly freaked out wife.<\/p>\n<p>Actually, it freaked out my cats too.<\/p>\n<p>As I lay at the bottom of the stairs, giggling, Destructo was staring at me with obvious concern.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m OK, just a bruise on my left radius and wrist.<\/p>\n<p><sup>*<\/sup><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Love of my life, light of the  cosmos, <span style=\"font-variant: small-caps; font-weight: bold;\">she  who must be obeyed<\/span>, my wife.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You can see the many hairstyles of Bernie at Buzzfeed He is, of course, in reruns now, but he was doing his monologue, and I had had not heard it before. And then he said: Sure, Bernie Sanders is drawing crowds in the thousands, but for some reason the &#8216;media&#8217; has decided you can&#8217;t be &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1048,1028,978],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-182555","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-people-i-do-not-want-to-piss-off","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/182555"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=182555"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/182555\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=182555"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=182555"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=182555"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}