{"id":182575,"date":"2015-08-06T16:09:00","date_gmt":"2015-08-06T21:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2015\/08\/06\/if-i-did-this-my-liver-would-jump-out-of-my-thorax-and-beat-me-to-death\/"},"modified":"2015-08-06T16:09:00","modified_gmt":"2015-08-06T21:09:00","slug":"if-i-did-this-my-liver-would-jump-out-of-my-thorax-and-beat-me-to-death","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2015\/08\/06\/if-i-did-this-my-liver-would-jump-out-of-my-thorax-and-beat-me-to-death\/","title":{"rendered":"If I Did this, My Liver Would Jump Out of my Thorax and Beat Me to Death"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<p><p dir=ltr>Matt Taibbi has come up with what he calls, &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.rollingstone.com\/politics\/news\/the-official-gop-debate-drinking-game-rules-20150805\">The Official GOP Debate Drinking Game Rules<\/a>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p dir=ltr>This is potentially a <b>VERY<\/b> hazardous activity.<\/p>\n<p dir=ltr>Hundreds of people perish from alcohol poisoning every year in the United States.<\/p>\n<p dir=ltr>Playing a drinking game based on the level of Republican stupidity in the debates is French kissing cobras, or trusting in the honesty of investment bankers.<\/p>\n<p dir=ltr>I am not going to be watching the debate.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sure that after 5 minutes of listening to them, I would feel compelled to start mainlining bat guano and licking toads by way of self medication.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Matt Taibbi has come up with what he calls, &#8220;The Official GOP Debate Drinking Game Rules.&#8221; This is potentially a VERY hazardous activity. Hundreds of people perish from alcohol poisoning every year in the United States. Playing a drinking game based on the level of Republican stupidity in the debates is French kissing cobras, or &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1087,1002,978,982,979],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-182575","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gaming","category-good-writing","category-politics","category-stupid","category-wanker"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/182575"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=182575"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/182575\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=182575"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=182575"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=182575"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}