{"id":182637,"date":"2015-07-17T19:43:00","date_gmt":"2015-07-18T00:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2015\/07\/17\/amy-schumer-is-a-genius\/"},"modified":"2015-07-17T19:43:00","modified_gmt":"2015-07-18T00:43:00","slug":"amy-schumer-is-a-genius","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2015\/07\/17\/amy-schumer-is-a-genius\/","title":{"rendered":"Amy Schumer is a Genius"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"border: 1px solid black; float: right; margin: 0px 10px; padding: 5px; text-align: center; width: 360px;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\" height=\"197\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/vh1ige7lVyU?rel=0\" width=\"350\"><\/iframe><\/div>\n<p>Normally, I don&#8217;t trouble myself with the comings and goings of our entertainment, but this <a href=\"http:\/\/gawker.com\/amy-schumer-took-katie-courics-phone-texted-her-husban-1718212807\">prank that Amy Schumer pulled on Katie Courica<\/a> is epic:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"color: blue;\">She left her phone open to texts from [her husband, John Molner]. Don\u2019t worry! I didn\u2019t do anything. Except I picked it up, just without even thinking, to text him: \u201cI wanna have anal tonight.\u201d And I sent it&#8230; I didn\u2019t even think. It just happened. I pick up the phone, it happened so fast. I show Mindy and I go, \u201cLook what happened!\u2019\u201d She\u2019s like, \u201cWhat do you mean what happened? You did that! You just did that!\u201d I show Colbert and he is on the floor laughing, like, on the floor. Katie comes back like 90 seconds later and her and her husband are like, \u201cSo&#8230; we\u2019re leaving.\u201d Like, \u201cI don\u2019t know why he wants to leave.\u201d She loves humor.<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Couric&#8217;s response makes it even funnier:<\/p>\n<blockquote lang=\"en\">\n<div dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Note to self: Keep phone away from <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/amyschumer\">@amyschumer<\/a> at all times. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/epicprank?src=hash\">#epicprank<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/itspaybacktimesister?src=hash\">#itspaybacktimesister<\/a> \ud83d\ude01<\/div>\n<p>\u2014 Katie Couric (@katiecouric) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/katiecouric\/status\/621693684086644740\">July 16, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>This is just brilliant.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Normally, I don&#8217;t trouble myself with the comings and goings of our entertainment, but this prank that Amy Schumer pulled on Katie Courica is epic: She left her phone open to texts from [her husband, John Molner]. Don\u2019t worry! I didn\u2019t do anything. Except I picked it up, just without even thinking, to text him: &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-182637","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/182637"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=182637"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/182637\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=182637"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=182637"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=182637"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}