{"id":182705,"date":"2015-06-26T19:38:00","date_gmt":"2015-06-27T00:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2015\/06\/26\/worst-abstinence-advocate-ever\/"},"modified":"2015-06-26T19:38:00","modified_gmt":"2015-06-27T00:38:00","slug":"worst-abstinence-advocate-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2015\/06\/26\/worst-abstinence-advocate-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"Worst \u2026\u2026\u2026 Abstinence \u2026\u2026\u2026 Advocate \u2026\u2026\u2026 Ever"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/wonkette.com\/582744\/bristol-palin-living-in-sin-for-third-or-eighteenth-time-for-abstinence\">Bristol Palin<\/a>, who I must congratulate both on her upcoming out-of-wedlock bundle of joy, and her addition to the most distinguished order of <a href=\"http:\/\/40yrs.blogspot.com\/search\/label\/They%20Who%20Must%20Not%20Be%20Named\"><b><span style=\"font-size: 100%; font-variant: small-caps;\">They Who Must Not Be Named<\/span><\/b><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m kind of surprised that I had not already added her to the list, but absent some sort of political activity, such as endorsements, running for office (<span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">PLEASE GOD NO!!<\/span>), or their attempting to assassinate someone, she will not be mentioned here again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bristol Palin, who I must congratulate both on her upcoming out-of-wedlock bundle of joy, and her addition to the most distinguished order of They Who Must Not Be Named. I&#8217;m kind of surprised that I had not already added her to the list, but absent some sort of political activity, such as endorsements, running for &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1051,1122,1082],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-182705","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hypocrisy","category-reproductive-rights","category-they-who-must-not-be-named"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/182705"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=182705"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/182705\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=182705"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=182705"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=182705"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}