{"id":182815,"date":"2015-06-01T19:42:00","date_gmt":"2015-06-02T00:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2015\/06\/01\/well-better-this-than-being-a-bond-villain\/"},"modified":"2015-06-01T19:42:00","modified_gmt":"2015-06-02T00:42:00","slug":"well-better-this-than-being-a-bond-villain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2015\/06\/01\/well-better-this-than-being-a-bond-villain\/","title":{"rendered":"Well, Better This than Being a Bond Villain"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Whoever came up with the site <a href=\"https:\/\/shipyourenemiesglitter.com\/\">Ship Your Enemies Glitter<\/a> is clearly of a deeply diabolical bent, and having a silly revenge web site is better than having a lair in a volcano with nuclear weapons.<\/p>\n<p>As such, I heartily endorse this product, and state for the record that I have received no considerations from this enterprise for my review:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"color: blue;\"><\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\">We hate glitter. People call it the herpes of the craft world. What we hate more though are the soulless people who get their jollies off by sending glitter in envelopes.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"color: blue;\">We&#8217;ve had enough so here&#8217;s the deal: there&#8217;s someone in your life right now who you can&#8217;t stand. Whether it be your sh%$ty neighbour, a family member or that bitch Amy down the road who thinks it&#8217;s cool to invite you to High Tea but not provide any weed.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"color: blue;\">So pay us money, provide an address anywhere in the world &amp; we&#8217;ll send them so much glitter in an envelope that they&#8217;ll be finding that sh%$ everywhere for weeks. We&#8217;ll also include a note telling the person exactly why they&#8217;re receiving this terrible gift. Hint: the glitter will be mixed in with the note thus increasing maximum spillage.<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Like I said.&nbsp; It&#8217;s this, or going full Bond Villain.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/RJ12GUE.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/RJ12GUE.jpg\" width=\"500\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>H\/T Neo at the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.stellarparthenon.org\/\">Stellar Parthenon BBS<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Whoever came up with the site Ship Your Enemies Glitter is clearly of a deeply diabolical bent, and having a silly revenge web site is better than having a lair in a volcano with nuclear weapons. As such, I heartily endorse this product, and state for the record that I have received no considerations from &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1005,1067,1227,1085],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-182815","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-business","category-communications","category-hobby","category-win"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/182815"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=182815"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/182815\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=182815"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=182815"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=182815"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}