{"id":182839,"date":"2015-05-27T17:56:00","date_gmt":"2015-05-27T22:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2015\/05\/27\/rick-santorum-enters-the-presidential-race\/"},"modified":"2015-05-27T17:56:00","modified_gmt":"2015-05-27T22:56:00","slug":"rick-santorum-enters-the-presidential-race","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2015\/05\/27\/rick-santorum-enters-the-presidential-race\/","title":{"rendered":"Rick Santorum Enters the Presidential Race"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Needless to say, we must remind everyone that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.spreadingsantorum.com\/\">Santorum<\/a> is a term meaning, &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/blog.spreadingsantorum.com\/\">The frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex<\/a>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Needless to say, I believe that we all have the duty to get <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.spreadingsantorum.com\/\">Spreading Santorum<\/a> to the top of the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=santorum&amp;ie=utf-8&amp;oe=utf-8\">Google rankings<\/a>, it is currently the 14th result, which means that for a lot of people, it is not even on the first results page.&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Needless to say, we must remind everyone that Santorum is a term meaning, &#8220;The frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.&#8221; Needless to say, I believe that we all have the duty to get Spreading Santorum to the top of the Google rankings, it is currently the &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1048,997,1130,977,979],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-182839","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-internet","category-language","category-presidential-campaign","category-wanker"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/182839"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=182839"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/182839\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=182839"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=182839"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=182839"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}