{"id":182944,"date":"2015-04-30T17:25:00","date_gmt":"2015-04-30T22:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2015\/04\/30\/the-onion-abides-2\/"},"modified":"2015-04-30T17:25:00","modified_gmt":"2015-04-30T22:25:00","slug":"the-onion-abides-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2015\/04\/30\/the-onion-abides-2\/","title":{"rendered":"The Onion Abides"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/articles\/baltimore-residents-urged-to-stay-indoors-until-so%2C38511\/\">Baltimore Residents Urged To Stay Indoors Until Social Progress Naturally Takes Its Course Over Next Century<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Nostradamus has nothin&#8217; on these folks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Baltimore Residents Urged To Stay Indoors Until Social Progress Naturally Takes Its Course Over Next Century Nostradamus has nothin&#8217; on these folks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1002],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-182944","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-good-writing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/182944"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=182944"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/182944\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=182944"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=182944"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=182944"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}