{"id":183014,"date":"2015-04-09T14:30:00","date_gmt":"2015-04-09T19:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2015\/04\/09\/this-sucks-wet-farts-from-dead-pigeons\/"},"modified":"2015-04-09T14:30:00","modified_gmt":"2015-04-09T19:30:00","slug":"this-sucks-wet-farts-from-dead-pigeons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2015\/04\/09\/this-sucks-wet-farts-from-dead-pigeons\/","title":{"rendered":"This Sucks Wet Farts from Dead Pigeons"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><\/p>\n<div dir=\"ltr\">We are in New York for Natalie&#8217;s audition with the&nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/aada.edu\/\">American Academy of Dramatic Arts<\/a> in New York City, and it is Passover, so there is nothing we can eat.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"ltr\">I am arguably in the middle of what is the most diverse, and best, cuisine in the western hemisphere, and I cannot have any of it.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"ltr\">Gaaaaahhhh!!<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div><span style=\"font-size: x-small;\">Posted via mobile.<\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We are in New York for Natalie&#8217;s audition with the&nbsp;American Academy of Dramatic Arts in New York City, and it is Passover, so there is nothing we can eat. I am arguably in the middle of what is the most diverse, and best, cuisine in the western hemisphere, and I cannot have any of it. &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[968,976,1012,1021,1181],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-183014","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-education","category-family","category-food","category-religion","category-travel"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/183014"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=183014"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/183014\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=183014"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=183014"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=183014"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}