{"id":183018,"date":"2015-04-08T18:02:00","date_gmt":"2015-04-08T23:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2015\/04\/08\/the-clown-show-abides-2\/"},"modified":"2015-04-08T18:02:00","modified_gmt":"2015-04-08T23:02:00","slug":"the-clown-show-abides-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2015\/04\/08\/the-clown-show-abides-2\/","title":{"rendered":"The Clown Show Abides"},"content":{"rendered":"
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The scary kind of clown, of course.<\/p>\n

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opHthalmologist<\/p>\n

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Edutation<\/p>\n

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These people are German stock images<\/p>\n

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It appears that only one Jew supports Rand Paul<\/i><\/div>\n

Yesterday, Ron Paul announced that he was running for president.<\/p>\n

The roll-out did not go smoothly<\/a>:<\/p>\n

It is hard to words good on the internet! You have to measure twice and cut once, which in internet-land, is better described as reading the thing three times to make sure you didn\u2019t accidentally paste a thing telling people to \u201cshop Aldi for 39 cent Fine Feline Entr\u00e9e cat food\u201d right in the middle of writing about how you are Mad About A Thing. Rand Paul\u2019s peeps did not do that, oops. In the product description for the eye chart in Paul\u2019s sexy funtimes lingerie shop and online falafel cart, it originally explained that \u201cRand Paul is an opthalmologist.\u201d Yes, that is a hard word, and Paul may not know how to spell it (\u201copHthalmologist\u201d) since he might not even be one, but c\u2019mon, guys.<\/span>

<\/span> \u2026\u2026\u2026<\/span>

<\/span> We could forgive that spelling error, if it weren\u2019t for this other one, where his website informed us that Paul \u201copposes a one-size-fits-all approach to eductation.\u201d Apparently he likes a more creative solution, one that encourages Teaching The Controversy over whether correct spelling is even a thing. (In actuality, the HuffPost points out that Paul wants to get rid of the Department Of Education entirely, which would probably level the playing field for his staffers and website writers.)<\/span>

<\/span> \u2026\u2026\u2026<\/span>

<\/span> Both of the problems have been fixed, presumably because tacky mean liberals on the internet pointed them out.<\/span>

<\/span> \u2026\u2026\u2026<\/span>

<\/span> When running for president, it\u2019s a good idea to give folks the impression that there is already a horde of people just clamoring to pick you as their Dear Leader. Rand Paul doesn\u2019t really have that, so he picked the next best thing \u2014 nameless German stock photo characters!<\/span>

<\/span> \u2026\u2026\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n

Kentucky Sen. Rand Paul launched his presidential campaign Tuesday complete with a page to endorse the new presidential candidate.<\/span>

<\/span> The endorsements are then presented on a map of the United States.<\/span>

<\/span> The people on the endorsement map, however, appear to be stock images from a Italian photographer Andrea Piacquadio who goes by the name Olly or Ollyy on stock image sites, and according to his Shutterstock page, is based in Germany.<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

<\/span> DOY! BuzzFeed tracked down some of the models featured on the page, and all led directly back to the Germany-based stock photo guy. This might seem like a big BuzzFeed SCOOP!, except that they failed to actually ask the stock photos if they were indeed supporting Paul for USA President. They might have been, YOU DON\u2019T KNOW.<\/span>

<\/span> There\u2019s also a section of Paul\u2019s website where you can pick out a special social media avatar that says what kind of US American you are, and that you support Rand Paul. There are all the normal ones \u2014 Christian for Rand, Conservative for Rand, etc. \u2014 but the one that sticks out at us is the sure to be wildly popular Jew For Rand avatar! That one guy is gonna have a field day changing his Facebook and Twitter pictures, knowing that Rand Paul made it just for him:<\/span>

<\/span> \u2026\u2026\u2026<\/span>

<\/span> Those photos have disappeared, just like the spelling errors, but the Lonely Jew avatar remains. May we also suggest Furry For Rand? Something tells us he might get some traction there.<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Additionally, the YouTube of his announcement was blocked for copyright infringement<\/a>.<\/p>\n

But that was yesterday, and today is today.<\/p>\n

Specifically, he threw a hissy fit at a reporter who wanted specifics on his abortion position<\/a>:<\/p>\n

It\u2019s Day Two of Rand Paul\u2019s Excellent Presidential Adventure, and he is having a bad day. Again. He started his morning picking a fight with the \u201cToday\u201d show\u2019s Savannah Guthrie because she didn\u2019t ask him questions the way he thinks she should, and he followed that up with a quick explanation to the New York Times that when reporters ask him questions he doesn\u2019t like, \u201cThat isn\u2019t journalism.\u201d (Side note: Waging war against reporters when you are running for president is a FANTASTIC strategy, and we encourage Paul to stick with that for sure.)<\/span>

<\/span>And then it just got worse. For Rand Paul, that is:<\/span><\/p>\n

In an interview with The Associated Press on Wednesday, Paul would not say where, in his view, a pregnant woman\u2019s rights begin and those of the fetus end.<\/span>

<\/span>\u201cThe thing is about abortion \u2014 and about a lot of things \u2014 is that I think people get tied up in all these details of, sort of, you\u2019re this or this or that, or you\u2019re hard and fast (on) one thing or the other,\u201d Paul said.<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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That Dr. Paul did not care for questions about abortion is no problem, because Republicans hate talking about that. Except for how it is one of their very most favoritest things to talk about, and you cannot run for office as a Republican unless you say every sperm is sacred at least 154 times in every speech, or else the \u2019bortion-haters will say you love killing babies, and you are not even a Republican at all, and they will not vote for you, no sir. But Paul did NOT want that mean AP reporter asking him about that: \u2026\u2026\u2026<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

And on a more substantive level, it appears that the bulk of Rand Paul’s senior campaign staff are implicated in the bribery scandal of his father’s last presidential campaign<\/a>. (They bribed an Iowa pol for an endorsement.)<\/p>\n

The late night hosts have to be licking their chops over this.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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