{"id":183060,"date":"2015-03-25T18:11:00","date_gmt":"2015-03-25T23:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2015\/03\/25\/great-headline\/"},"modified":"2015-03-25T18:11:00","modified_gmt":"2015-03-25T23:11:00","slug":"great-headline","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2015\/03\/25\/great-headline\/","title":{"rendered":"Great Headline"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/PHzRLJR.jpg\" width=\"500\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nj.com\/news\/index.ssf\/2015\/03\/stuffed_rabbits_were_hopped_up_on_meth_federal_agents_say.html\">story is pretty good too<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"color: blue;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><b>Stuffed bunnies were hopped up on meth, federal agents say<\/b><\/span><\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"color: blue;\">By Steve Strunsky | NJ Advance Media for NJ.com on March 24, 2015 at 1:15 PM, updated March 24, 2015 at 4:51 PM<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"color: blue;\">Federal drug agents at JFK airport found a pair of plush toy bunnies stuffed with an unusual and illegal substance: a kilo of meth.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"color: blue;\">Drug Enforcement Administration agents at JFK recognized Lucas Dasilva, a suspected drug methamphetamine dealer wanted on drug charges in Florida, after he stepped off a flight to JFK from California on Friday, the New York Post reported.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"color: blue;\">Investigators said the 35-year-old was carrying a Brazilian passport with a fake name, plus luggage containing the two bunnies, according to the Post.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"color: blue;\">&#8220;A search revealed two stuffed rabbits which were unusually heavy and made a crunching noise when squeezed,&#8221; stated court papers quoted by the Post.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"color: blue;\">One of the bunnies was big and brown, while the other was small and white, the Daily News reported.<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>This is epic.<\/p>\n<p>H\/t <a href=\"http:\/\/jimromenesko.com\/2015\/03\/24\/headline-of-the-day-pre-easter-edition\/\">Jim Romenesko<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The story is pretty good too: Stuffed bunnies were hopped up on meth, federal agents sayBy Steve Strunsky | NJ Advance Media for NJ.com on March 24, 2015 at 1:15 PM, updated March 24, 2015 at 4:51 PMFederal drug agents at JFK airport found a pair of plush toy bunnies stuffed with an unusual and &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1016,1129,1064,1015],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-183060","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-international-commerce","category-journalism","category-media","category-weird"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/183060"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=183060"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/183060\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=183060"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=183060"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=183060"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}