{"id":183156,"date":"2015-02-14T20:50:00","date_gmt":"2015-02-15T01:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2015\/02\/14\/sometimes-my-son-is-a-bit-dense\/"},"modified":"2015-02-14T20:50:00","modified_gmt":"2015-02-15T01:50:00","slug":"sometimes-my-son-is-a-bit-dense","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2015\/02\/14\/sometimes-my-son-is-a-bit-dense\/","title":{"rendered":"Sometimes, My Son is a Bit Dense"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"text-align: center; padding: 5px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/-L89g1-enp5A\/VOAlzkJwx-I\/AAAAAAAABLU\/i9WhbPxm5i0\/KIMG0050.JPG\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/-L89g1-enp5A\/VOAlzkJwx-I\/AAAAAAAABLU\/i9WhbPxm5i0\/KIMG0050.JPG%20cursor:%20pointer;\" width=\"320px\" style=\"border: 1px solid; border-radius: 2px;padding: 5px; max-width: 320px \" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div>\n<p><p dir=ltr>We were at an&#160;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.sca.org\/\">SCA<\/a>&#160;event today, in a hall ruin by the Manchester Volunteer Fire Department, and I noticed this little display in the kitchen.&nbsp; <\/p>\n<p dir=ltr>We spent a lot of time in the kitchen today,&nbsp; as Sharon was feastocrat (head cook) for the event.<\/p>\n<p dir=ltr>Charlie did not get it.<\/p>\n<p dir=ltr>It took the better part of a half hour, each time getting more and more detailed, until he <b>FINALLY<\/b> got the joke.<\/p>\n<p dir=ltr>For someone who is scary smart, he can be <b>awfully<\/b> dense on occasion.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div>Posted via mobile.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We were at an&#160;SCA&#160;event today, in a hall ruin by the Manchester Volunteer Fire Department, and I noticed this little display in the kitchen.&nbsp; We spent a lot of time in the kitchen today,&nbsp; as Sharon was feastocrat (head cook) for the event. Charlie did not get it. It took the better part of a &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[976,1048,1075],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-183156","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family","category-humor","category-sex"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/183156"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=183156"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/183156\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=183156"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=183156"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=183156"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}