{"id":183461,"date":"2013-02-22T18:05:00","date_gmt":"2013-02-22T23:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2013\/02\/22\/my-flight-left-over-4-hours-late\/"},"modified":"2013-02-22T18:05:00","modified_gmt":"2013-02-22T23:05:00","slug":"my-flight-left-over-4-hours-late","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2013\/02\/22\/my-flight-left-over-4-hours-late\/","title":{"rendered":"My Flight Left Over 4 Hours Late"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I also spent about 2 hours on the tarmac waiting for a gate to open up to deplane. <\/p>\n<p>Of course, this means that I missed my connecting flight. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m booked on a flight that leaves in 5 hours, and wait listed for one that leaves in 2 hours.<\/p>\n<p>If I were stupid, this would be where I would make an angry, but not serious, statement about what should happen to the good folks at USAir, and their lackadaisically maintained fleet of&nbsp; aircraft.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, this would pique the interest of the good folds in Fort Meade, and I would end up getting to know FBI special agent Body Cavity Search.<\/p>\n<p>So I will leave our at, &#8220;Their mother was a hamster, and their father smelled of elderberries.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Posted via mobile.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I also spent about 2 hours on the tarmac waiting for a gate to open up to deplane. Of course, this means that I missed my connecting flight. I&#8217;m booked on a flight that leaves in 5 hours, and wait listed for one that leaves in 2 hours. If I were stupid, this would be &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1007,1035,979],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-183461","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-aviation","category-transportation","category-wanker"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/183461"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=183461"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/183461\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=183461"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=183461"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=183461"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}