A Republican Maryland Delegate Don Dwyer got drunk, and crashed his boat, fracturing the skull of a 5-year old girl.<\/p>\n
His excuse was that gay marriage made him do it<\/a>:<\/p>\n It is not funny that Maryland Delegate Don Dwyer drunkenly crashed his boat last year, fracturing the skull of a five-year-old girl. But it is<\/i> funny that he is blaming gay marriage for the alcoholism that made him drunkenly crash his boat last year, fracturing the skull of a five-year-old girl! Oh, did we say \u201cfunny\u201d? Well, seems like everything is funny to us! First, congratulations to Del. Dwyer for sitting down with the Capitol Gazette<\/a> and making a searching and fearless moral inventory of himself. Second, the opposite of congratulations to Del. Dwyer for coming up with the positively Gingrichian<\/a> \u201cI was working too hard to protect the sanctity of marriage and that\u2019s why I (%$# mine<\/i>)<\/p>\n Seriously, do you have to be a self-involved psychopath to be a Republicans these days? Because I don’t see any Republicans out there who don’t appear to have something missing in their basic humanity.<\/p>\nf%$#ed my aide<\/del> drunkenly crashed a boat, fracturing the skull of a five-year-old girl.\u201d <\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n