{"id":183673,"date":"2012-12-26T20:44:00","date_gmt":"2012-12-27T01:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2012\/12\/26\/i-miss-madame-la-guillotine\/"},"modified":"2012-12-26T20:44:00","modified_gmt":"2012-12-27T01:44:00","slug":"i-miss-madame-la-guillotine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2012\/12\/26\/i-miss-madame-la-guillotine\/","title":{"rendered":"I Miss Madame La Guillotine"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"border: 1px solid black; float: right; margin: 0px 10px; padding: 5px; text-align: center; width: 360px;\"><embed allowfullscreen=\"true\" allownetworking=\"all\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" bgcolor=\"#000000\" flashvars=\"autoPlay=false\" height=\"301\" src=\"http:\/\/media.mtvnservices.com\/mgid:cms:item:comedycentral.com:271692\" style=\"display: block;\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"360\" wmode=\"window\"><\/embed><br \/><i>Roll Stewart!<\/i><\/div>\n<p>Jerry Della Femina, who made his fortune on Madison Avenue, is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nypost.com\/p\/news\/national\/why_sold_manse_S2vTBG3ajcxfhAeAmcQSrN\">whining like a baby about taxes<\/a>, and claims that he is selling his posh Hamptons estate as a result:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"color: blue;\">He got taxed out of town.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span> <span style=\"color: blue;\">Legendary advertising guru Jerry Della Femina is the latest Hamptons fat cat to unload his East End spread at the precipice of the dreaded fiscal cliff, The Post has learned.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span> <span style=\"color: blue;\">The flamboyant Madison Avenue guru has sold his 8,500-square-foot estate \u2014 the host of many legendary Hamptons bashes \u2014 for $25 million, and blames his flight squarely on President Obama\u2019s fiscal policies.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span> <span style=\"color: blue;\">\u201cI want the proceeds of this sale to go to my kids and my grandkids,\u201d said the man behind iconic ad campaigns for Meow Mix and Absolut Vodka. \u201cI don\u2019t want my money going to Obama, and that\u2019s what\u2019s going to happen in the New Year. That\u2019s why I sold right now, that\u2019s why I wanted to get this done.\u201d<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Seriously.<\/p>\n<p>This sort of sh%$ has me wishing for the return Maximilien de Robespierre.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll leave it to Jon Stewart to express how I feel, though he was actually directing it to hack journo Bernie Goldberg.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Roll Stewart! Jerry Della Femina, who made his fortune on Madison Avenue, is whining like a baby about taxes, and claims that he is selling his posh Hamptons estate as a result: He got taxed out of town. Legendary advertising guru Jerry Della Femina is the latest Hamptons fat cat to unload his East End &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[969,1088,982,983,979],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-183673","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-evil","category-real-estate","category-stupid","category-taxes","category-wanker"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/183673"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=183673"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/183673\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=183673"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=183673"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=183673"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}