{"id":183691,"date":"2012-12-19T08:30:00","date_gmt":"2012-12-19T13:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2012\/12\/19\/canada-is-a-strange-place\/"},"modified":"2012-12-19T08:30:00","modified_gmt":"2012-12-19T13:30:00","slug":"canada-is-a-strange-place","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2012\/12\/19\/canada-is-a-strange-place\/","title":{"rendered":"Canada is a Strange Place"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And I have to preface this by, &#8220;No, this is not <i>The Onion<\/i>.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>It appears that Quebec police have <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theglobeandmail.com\/news\/national\/police-make-arrest-in-massive-quebec-maple-syrup-heist\/article6508590\/\">foiled a massive theft from the <b><span style=\"font-variant: small-caps;\">Canadian Strategic Maple Syrup Reserves<\/span><\/b><\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"color: blue;\">It was a culinary whodunit involving a daring heist, a golden bounty, and now, some allegedly sticky-fingered suspects.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span> <span style=\"color: blue;\">Police in Quebec announced the arrest of three men in the theft of 6 million lbs. of maple syrup from a provincial warehouse, a haul estimated at $18-million and enough to smother a Himalayan mountain of waffles and pancakes.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span> <span style=\"color: blue;\">The arrests mark a badly-needed break in a case that circled the globe and pulled in law-enforcement agents operating in two countries and three provinces, all deployed in the retrieval of one of Canada\u2019s most cherished resources.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span> <span style=\"color: blue;\">The theft was discovered in August at a dep\u00f4t rented by the Quebec Federation of Maple Syrup Producers, in what police believe was an inside job. Some 10,000 barrels of stockpiled syrup, part of the federation\u2019s carefully guarded \u201c<span style=\"font-variant: small-caps;\"><b>International Strategic Reserve<\/b><\/span>,\u201d had gone missing. The Fort Knox-style controls reflect the fact that Quebec dominates the world market in maple syrup and carefully controls the commodity\u2019s price and supply.<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>(<i>emphasis mine<\/i>)<\/p>\n<p>Strategic Maple Syrup Reserve?  Seriously?<\/p>\n<p>Something is seriously weird here.<\/p>\n<p>Also:&nbsp; If they have a <span style=\"font-variant: small-caps;\"><b>International Strategic Maple Syrup Reserve<\/b><\/span> T-shirt, or a baseball cap, I want one.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And I have to preface this by, &#8220;No, this is not The Onion.&#8221; It appears that Quebec police have foiled a massive theft from the Canadian Strategic Maple Syrup Reserves: It was a culinary whodunit involving a daring heist, a golden bounty, and now, some allegedly sticky-fingered suspects. Police in Quebec announced the arrest of &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[962,1113,1012,1015],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-183691","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-40yrs","category-canada","category-food","category-weird"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/183691"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=183691"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/183691\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=183691"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=183691"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=183691"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}