{"id":183832,"date":"2012-11-06T19:50:00","date_gmt":"2012-11-07T00:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2012\/11\/06\/the-election-night-drinking-game\/"},"modified":"2012-11-06T19:50:00","modified_gmt":"2012-11-07T00:50:00","slug":"the-election-night-drinking-game","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2012\/11\/06\/the-election-night-drinking-game\/","title":{"rendered":"The Election Night Drinking Game"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/WIyS7.jpg\" style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;\" \/>I&#8217;m not doing Alcohol tonight, so instead I&#8217;m going to take an additional shot of Siracha (Rooster) Sauce in my salsa each time I hear &#8220;Razor thin margin&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>I fear that my butt will look like the Japanese war flag by tomorrow morning.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not doing Alcohol tonight, so instead I&#8217;m going to take an additional shot of Siracha (Rooster) Sauce in my salsa each time I hear &#8220;Razor thin margin&#8221;. I fear that my butt will look like the Japanese war flag by tomorrow morning.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1012,1087,977],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-183832","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food","category-gaming","category-presidential-campaign"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/183832"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=183832"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/183832\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=183832"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=183832"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=183832"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}