{"id":183863,"date":"2012-10-29T22:08:00","date_gmt":"2012-10-30T03:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2012\/10\/29\/i-would-pay-money-to-hear-robert-downey-jr-read-the-phone-directory\/"},"modified":"2012-10-29T22:08:00","modified_gmt":"2012-10-30T03:08:00","slug":"i-would-pay-money-to-hear-robert-downey-jr-read-the-phone-directory","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2012\/10\/29\/i-would-pay-money-to-hear-robert-downey-jr-read-the-phone-directory\/","title":{"rendered":"I Would Pay Money to Hear Robert Downey, Jr. Read the Phone Directory"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I watched <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0848228\/\"><i>The Avengers<\/i><\/a> last night.<\/p>\n<p>Seeing as how it was written and directed by Joss Weadon, there are a lot of good one-liners, but I think that it (barely) remains on the right side of the action-movie\/action-movie parody line.<\/p>\n<p>As to my favorite line, it&#8217;s Downey&#8217;s, <span>&#8220;Better Clench Up, Legolas.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I watched The Avengers last night. Seeing as how it was written and directed by Joss Weadon, there are a lot of good one-liners, but I think that it (barely) remains on the right side of the action-movie\/action-movie parody line. As to my favorite line, it&#8217;s Downey&#8217;s, &#8220;Better Clench Up, Legolas.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[993,1064,1189,1171],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-183863","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cinema","category-media","category-reviews","category-science-fiction"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/183863"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=183863"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/183863\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=183863"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=183863"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=183863"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}