{"id":183995,"date":"2012-09-13T18:21:00","date_gmt":"2012-09-13T23:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2012\/09\/13\/this-is-pathetic\/"},"modified":"2012-09-13T18:21:00","modified_gmt":"2012-09-13T23:21:00","slug":"this-is-pathetic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2012\/09\/13\/this-is-pathetic\/","title":{"rendered":"This is Pathetic"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Doctor Pepper puts out an evolution themed ad on Facebook, and the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.businessinsider.com\/dr-pepper-evolution-ad-on-facebook-2012-9\">inbred morons go nuts<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/yJWtf.png\" width=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Here are some of the responses: <\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/K3pbA.png\" width=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/93pnf.png\" width=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/laeXM.png\" width=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: blue;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/VSFvx.png\" width=\"400\" \/><\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<div style=\"border: 1px solid black; float: right; margin: 0px 10px; padding: 5px; width: 400px;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><b><i>I don&#8217;t always drink soda, but when I do, I avoid drinking it with inbred brain damaged fundamentalist ratf%$#s<\/i><\/b><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><b>&nbsp;\/<\/b><\/span><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/y3tJY.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" bordercolor=\"white\" src=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/y3tJY.jpg\" width=\"390\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Seriously, there are <b>way<\/b> too many, &#8220;whacko, my parents are first cousins, X-Files wannabe, black helicopter, tinfoil hat wearing, stupid, dim-witted, thinks pro wrestling is real,&#8221; nut jobs out there in the world.<\/p>\n<p>I weep for the future of out country.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Doctor Pepper puts out an evolution themed ad on Facebook, and the inbred morons go nuts: Here are some of the responses: I don&#8217;t always drink soda, but when I do, I avoid drinking it with inbred brain damaged fundamentalist ratf%$#s&nbsp;\/ Seriously, there are way too many, &#8220;whacko, my parents are first cousins, X-Files wannabe, &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1005,1012,1021,982,979],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-183995","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-business","category-food","category-religion","category-stupid","category-wanker"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/183995"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=183995"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/183995\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=183995"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=183995"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=183995"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}