{"id":184041,"date":"2012-08-24T19:31:00","date_gmt":"2012-08-25T00:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2012\/08\/24\/the-onion-predicts-the-future-once-again\/"},"modified":"2012-08-24T19:31:00","modified_gmt":"2012-08-25T00:31:00","slug":"the-onion-predicts-the-future-once-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2012\/08\/24\/the-onion-predicts-the-future-once-again\/","title":{"rendered":"The Onion Predicts the Future Once Again"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote style=\"color: blue;\"><p><b><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/articles\/nation-celebrates-full-week-without-deadly-mass-sh,29293\/\"><span style=\"font-variant: small-caps;\">Nation Celebrates Full Week Without Deadly Mass Shooting<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/b><br \/><b><span style=\"font-size: x-small;\">UPDATE: Never Mind<\/span><\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Shortly after they published this article, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2012\/08\/24\/justice\/new-york-empire-state\/index.html\">there was a shooting incident at the Empire State Building<\/a>, and they had to update the article.<\/p>\n<p>F%$# the NRA and the rest of the masturbatory gun nuts out there.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nation Celebrates Full Week Without Deadly Mass ShootingUPDATE: Never Mind Shortly after they published this article, there was a shooting incident at the Empire State Building, and they had to update the article. F%$# the NRA and the rest of the masturbatory gun nuts out there.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1052,1002,1055],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-184041","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crimes","category-good-writing","category-gun-laws"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/184041"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=184041"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/184041\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=184041"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=184041"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=184041"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}