{"id":184317,"date":"2012-06-04T20:23:00","date_gmt":"2012-06-05T01:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2012\/06\/04\/and-i-for-one-welcome-our-new-zombie-overlords\/"},"modified":"2012-06-04T20:23:00","modified_gmt":"2012-06-05T01:23:00","slug":"and-i-for-one-welcome-our-new-zombie-overlords","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2012\/06\/04\/and-i-for-one-welcome-our-new-zombie-overlords\/","title":{"rendered":"And I, For One, Welcome Our New Zombie Overlords"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Over the past few weeks, there has been an outbreak of zombie apocalypse sort of behaviors, we had the (all allegedly):<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>The <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tampabay.com\/news\/bizarre\/troubled-lives-clashed-in-miami-zombie-face-eating-attack\/1233124\">face eating incident<\/a><\/li>\n<li>The guy who <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sfgate.com\/cgi-bin\/article.cgi?f=\/n\/a\/2012\/06\/01\/national\/a130030D26.DTL\">ate his roommate&#8217;s heart and brain<\/a><\/li>\n<li>The pr0n star who <a href=\"http:\/\/www.winnipegfreepress.com\/canada\/torso-found-in-trash-in-montreal-was-a-male-suspect-id-possible-today-155654835.html\">raped and ate a man, and then mailed body part to authorities<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.timesnews.net\/article.php?id=9015585\">Brain eating, (plus toes) mother to infant<\/a>, using swords. (This one is 3 years old)<\/li>\n<li>A <a href=\"http:\/\/www.smh.com.au\/world\/professor-cuts-off-adulterous-wifes-lips-report-20120601-1zl5h.html\">man cutting off and eating his wife&#8217;s lips in response to suspected adultery<\/a>.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>No wonder the CDC has <a href=\"http:\/\/www.latimes.com\/news\/opinion\/opinion-la\/la-ol-zombie-cdc-20120604,0,6414518.story\">issued a denial of the existence of any disease that causes zombiesim<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t believe in the undead, but something weird is going one here.&nbsp; <\/p>\n<p>H\/t CD at the <a href=\"http:\/\/stellarparthenon.org\/\">Stellar Parthenon BBS<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/TI9Ow.jpg\" width=\"500\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Over the past few weeks, there has been an outbreak of zombie apocalypse sort of behaviors, we had the (all allegedly): The face eating incident The guy who ate his roommate&#8217;s heart and brain The pr0n star who raped and ate a man, and then mailed body part to authorities. Brain eating, (plus toes) mother &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1052,1015],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-184317","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crimes","category-weird"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/184317"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=184317"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/184317\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=184317"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=184317"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=184317"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}