{"id":184324,"date":"2012-06-01T21:54:00","date_gmt":"2012-06-02T02:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2012\/06\/01\/if-i-ever-direct-a-pr0n-movie-i-now-have-a-title\/"},"modified":"2012-06-01T21:54:00","modified_gmt":"2012-06-02T02:54:00","slug":"if-i-ever-direct-a-pr0n-movie-i-now-have-a-title","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2012\/06\/01\/if-i-ever-direct-a-pr0n-movie-i-now-have-a-title\/","title":{"rendered":"If I Ever Direct a Pr0n Movie, I now Have a Title"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/ndEfV.jpg\" width=\"500\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Some headline writer is <b>soooooo<\/b> fired.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/crackberry.com\/6000-rim-jobs-line\">Link<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>H\/t DC at the <a href=\"http:\/\/stellarparthenon.org\/\">Stellar Parthenon BBS<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some headline writer is soooooo fired. Link. H\/t DC at the Stellar Parthenon BBS.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1100,1129,1025],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-184324","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","category-journalism","category-technology"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/184324"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=184324"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/184324\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=184324"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=184324"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=184324"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}