{"id":184341,"date":"2012-05-29T22:53:00","date_gmt":"2012-05-30T03:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2012\/05\/29\/i-fear-that-my-son-might-be-ineluctably-evil\/"},"modified":"2012-05-29T22:53:00","modified_gmt":"2012-05-30T03:53:00","slug":"i-fear-that-my-son-might-be-ineluctably-evil","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2012\/05\/29\/i-fear-that-my-son-might-be-ineluctably-evil\/","title":{"rendered":"I Fear That My Son Might Be Ineluctably Evil"},"content":{"rendered":"

I was getting my son to bed, and in a fit of bad parenting, I told him to, “Put his head on the f%$#ing pillow.”<\/p>\n

He asked me if his pillow actually did this, and I told him that Rule 34 said yes.<\/p>\n

He asked what Rule 34 was, and I said that it was, “If it exists, there’s pr0n for it.”<\/p>\n

His response, “So there’s Rubik’s Cube Pr0n?”<\/p>\n

I’m afraid to Google it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I was getting my son to bed, and in a fit of bad parenting, I told him to, “Put his head on the f%$#ing pillow.” He asked me if his pillow actually did this, and I told him that Rule 34 said yes. He asked what Rule 34 was, and I said that it was, …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[976,997],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-184341","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family","category-internet"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/184341"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=184341"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/184341\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=184341"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=184341"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=184341"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}