{"id":184389,"date":"2012-05-15T17:47:00","date_gmt":"2012-05-15T22:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2012\/05\/15\/i-am-a-moron\/"},"modified":"2012-05-15T17:47:00","modified_gmt":"2012-05-15T22:47:00","slug":"i-am-a-moron","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2012\/05\/15\/i-am-a-moron\/","title":{"rendered":"I am a Moron"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-jviglTmlsds\/T7G2niKH2bI\/AAAAAAAAAsg\/E2nI-1vDY5g\/s1600\/2012-05-14%2B21.13.44-786653.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-jviglTmlsds\/T7G2niKH2bI\/AAAAAAAAAsg\/E2nI-1vDY5g\/s1600\/2012-05-14%2B21.13.44-786653.jpg\" style=\"cursor: pointer; float: right; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px;\" width=\"300\" \/><\/a>I locked myself out of my car last night, and as a consequence (yes, I know correlation is not causation) I&#8217;m having some issues with muscle spasms in my back.<\/p>\n<p>Nice locksmith.&nbsp; Got into my car in about 30 seconds, but it added to my stress level, and I&#8217;ve carried stress in my body since I was 7.<\/p>\n<p>Went to the chiropractor after work today.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I locked myself out of my car last night, and as a consequence (yes, I know correlation is not causation) I&#8217;m having some issues with muscle spasms in my back. Nice locksmith.&nbsp; Got into my car in about 30 seconds, but it added to my stress level, and I&#8217;ve carried stress in my body since &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[962,1139,1198],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-184389","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-40yrs","category-automobile","category-health"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/184389"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=184389"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/184389\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=184389"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=184389"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=184389"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}