{"id":184780,"date":"2012-01-23T19:37:00","date_gmt":"2012-01-24T00:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2012\/01\/23\/motherfer\/"},"modified":"2012-01-23T19:37:00","modified_gmt":"2012-01-24T00:37:00","slug":"motherfer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2012\/01\/23\/motherfer\/","title":{"rendered":"Motherf%$#er"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jake Burris, the campaign manager for Ken Aden&#8217;s (D) had <a href=\"http:\/\/usnews.msnbc.msn.com\/_news\/2012\/01\/23\/10218676-democrats-cat-beaten-to-death-liberal-scrawled-across-it\">his cat beaten to death by some teabagger scum<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote style=\"color: blue;\"><p>Police were investigating Monday after a cat belonging to the family of a Democrat&#8217;s campaign manager was beaten to death and the word &#8220;liberal&#8221; scrawled across its side.<\/p>\n<p>The cat belonged to the family of Jake Burris, who manages Democrat Ken Aden&#8217;s bid for Arkansas&#8217; 3rd Congressional District.<\/p>\n<p>Burris was returning to his Russellville home with his four children when he found the cat on his doorstep Sunday night, the Aden campaign said in a press release.<\/p>\n<p>The mixed-breed Siamese cat had one side of its head bashed in to &#8220;the point the cat&#8217;s eyeball was barely hanging from its socket,&#8221; the release said.<\/p>\n<p>Aden told Reuters that the event was &#8220;horrible, to say the least.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>If we find out who did this, I would hope that the US Attorney finds a way to treat this as terrorism, and go full Patriot Act on his ass.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jake Burris, the campaign manager for Ken Aden&#8217;s (D) had his cat beaten to death by some teabagger scum: Police were investigating Monday after a cat belonging to the family of a Democrat&#8217;s campaign manager was beaten to death and the word &#8220;liberal&#8221; scrawled across its side. The cat belonged to the family of Jake &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1052,969,1132,978,1076],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-184780","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crimes","category-evil","category-pets","category-politics","category-terrorism"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/184780"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=184780"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/184780\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=184780"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=184780"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=184780"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}