{"id":184911,"date":"2011-12-13T21:46:00","date_gmt":"2011-12-14T02:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2011\/12\/13\/you-will-never-have-a-christmas-tree-this-good\/"},"modified":"2011-12-13T21:46:00","modified_gmt":"2011-12-14T02:46:00","slug":"you-will-never-have-a-christmas-tree-this-good","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2011\/12\/13\/you-will-never-have-a-christmas-tree-this-good\/","title":{"rendered":"You Will Never Have a Christmas Tree This Good"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s enough to make me want to have this tree, even though I&#8217;m a Yid.<\/p>\n<p>This is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/jpmoore\/the-godzilla-christmas-tree\">sweet<\/a>:<br \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/img405.imageshack.us\/img405\/3083\/thegodzillachristmastre.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The Japanese (see link) truly understand the spirit of Christmas.<\/p>\n<p>H\/t DC at the <a href=\"http:\/\/stellarparthenon.org\/\">Stellar Parthenon BBS<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s enough to make me want to have this tree, even though I&#8217;m a Yid. This is sweet: The Japanese (see link) truly understand the spirit of Christmas. H\/t DC at the Stellar Parthenon BBS.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[962,1100,1188,1124,1015],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-184911","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-40yrs","category-funny","category-japan","category-photographs","category-weird"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/184911"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=184911"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/184911\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=184911"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=184911"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=184911"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}