{"id":184970,"date":"2011-11-19T21:24:00","date_gmt":"2011-11-20T02:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2011\/11\/19\/rachel-is-right-cain-has-punkd-us-all\/"},"modified":"2011-11-19T21:24:00","modified_gmt":"2011-11-20T02:24:00","slug":"rachel-is-right-cain-has-punkd-us-all","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2011\/11\/19\/rachel-is-right-cain-has-punkd-us-all\/","title":{"rendered":"Rachel is Right, Cain Has Punk&#8217;d Us All"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Because, as entertaining as the Republican presidential primary, aka &#8220;the Clown Show,&#8221; is, our man Herman takes this to a <b>whole<\/b> new level of assholitude:<\/p>\n<blockquote style=\"color: blue;\"><p>Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain has suggested that the Taliban are playing a role in Libya&#8217;s new government, adding another foreign policy misstep to his stumbling campaign.<\/p>\n<p>The week opened with Cain struggling to answer whether he supported US president Barack Obama&#8217;s foreign policy in Libya. He ended it trying to blame reporters for the moment, which was captured on video and quickly spread around the internet.<\/p>\n<p>Cain&#8217;s critics seized on Monday&#8217;s incoherent answer as the latest evidence that he is unprepared to be the party&#8217;s nominee. On Friday, Cain gave his critics more grist for their increasingly substantial mill.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Do I agree with siding with the opposition? Do I agree with saying that Gaddafi should go? Do I agree that they now have a country where you&#8217;ve got <b><span style=\"font-variant: small-caps;\">Taliban<\/span><\/b> and al-Qaida that&#8217;s going to be part of the government?&#8221; Cain asked reporters in Orlando, Florida. &#8220;Do I agree with not knowing the government was going to \u2013 which part was he asking me about? I was trying to get him to be specific and he wouldn&#8217;t be specific.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>(<i>emphasis mine<\/i>)<\/p>\n<p>Seriously, the <b>Taliban<\/b>?&nbsp; The <b>Taliban<\/b> is inflitrating the government of Libya?<\/p>\n<p>I guess that must be because Afghanistan is located <b>right next to Libya<\/b>.<\/p>\n<p>Jeebus, they are 2\u00bd hours apart.&nbsp; That&#8217;s two and one half freaking time zones apart!<\/p>\n<p>They don&#8217;t even <b>border<\/b> on the same freaking time zone. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m with Rachel Maddow.  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