{"id":185039,"date":"2011-10-31T22:46:00","date_gmt":"2011-11-01T03:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2011\/10\/31\/my-kids-are-bumming\/"},"modified":"2011-10-31T22:46:00","modified_gmt":"2011-11-01T03:46:00","slug":"my-kids-are-bumming","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2011\/10\/31\/my-kids-are-bumming\/","title":{"rendered":"My Kids are Bumming"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We got home too late from Chaim&#8217;s Bar Mitzvah to trick or treat.<\/p>\n<p>I feel their pain, but having had the worst Halloween ever (1976, if you don&#8217;t know, you don&#8217;t want to know), I&#8217;ve tried to provide some perspective on all of this.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We got home too late from Chaim&#8217;s Bar Mitzvah to trick or treat. I feel their pain, but having had the worst Halloween ever (1976, if you don&#8217;t know, you don&#8217;t want to know), I&#8217;ve tried to provide some perspective on all of this.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-185039","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185039"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=185039"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185039\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=185039"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=185039"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=185039"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}