{"id":185104,"date":"2011-10-12T16:22:00","date_gmt":"2011-10-12T21:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2011\/10\/12\/god-bless-the-onion-5\/"},"modified":"2011-10-12T16:22:00","modified_gmt":"2011-10-12T21:22:00","slug":"god-bless-the-onion-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2011\/10\/12\/god-bless-the-onion-5\/","title":{"rendered":"God Bless The Onion"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/video\/presidents-approval-rating-soars-after-punching-wa,26349\/\">President&#8217;s Approval Rating Soars After Punching Wall Street Banker in Face<\/a><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" frameborder=\"no\" height=\"270\" scrolling=\"no\" src=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/video_embed\/?id=26349\" width=\"480\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>And in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/articles\/obama-seeks-approval-of-occupy-wall-street-protest,26351\/\">a related story<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote style=\"color: blue;\"><p>The banker punch may have also been a boon for President Obama&#8217;s efforts to pass his American Jobs Act. When asked if he still opposed the bill this afternoon, a visibly nervous Republican house majority leader Eric Cantor said, &#8220;No no no. I&#8217;ll pass whatever the President wants. P-p-please don&#8217;t let him hurt me.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Heh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>President&#8217;s Approval Rating Soars After Punching Wall Street Banker in Face And in a related story: The banker punch may have also been a boon for President Obama&#8217;s efforts to pass his American Jobs Act. When asked if he still opposed the bill this afternoon, a visibly nervous Republican house majority leader Eric Cantor said, &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1004,1100,978,1050,1027],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-185104","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-finance","category-funny","category-politics","category-snark","category-video"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185104"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=185104"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185104\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=185104"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=185104"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=185104"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}