{"id":185221,"date":"2011-09-07T18:30:00","date_gmt":"2011-09-07T23:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2011\/09\/07\/im-bumming\/"},"modified":"2011-09-07T18:30:00","modified_gmt":"2011-09-07T23:30:00","slug":"im-bumming","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2011\/09\/07\/im-bumming\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Bumming"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/img84.imageshack.us\/img84\/7969\/boltonc.jpg\" style=\"cursor: pointer; float: right; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px;\" \/>You see, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.politico.com\/news\/stories\/0911\/62783.html\">John Bolton has announced that he won&#8217;t run for president<\/a>, which means that a <b>major<\/b> vein of comedic gold for the Republican primary season is now gone.<\/p>\n<p>I think that we need to take up a collection for <i>The Daily Show<\/i> writers, who must be crying in their beer. <\/p>\n<p>But we won&#8217;t have the &#8216;Stache of Doom to kick around any more.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You see, John Bolton has announced that he won&#8217;t run for president, which means that a major vein of comedic gold for the Republican primary season is now gone. I think that we need to take up a collection for The Daily Show writers, who must be crying in their beer. But we won&#8217;t have &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[977,979],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-185221","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-presidential-campaign","category-wanker"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185221"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=185221"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185221\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=185221"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=185221"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=185221"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}