{"id":185381,"date":"2011-07-15T09:22:00","date_gmt":"2011-07-15T14:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2011\/07\/15\/pictures-i-wont-be-uploading\/"},"modified":"2011-07-15T09:22:00","modified_gmt":"2011-07-15T14:22:00","slug":"pictures-i-wont-be-uploading","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2011\/07\/15\/pictures-i-wont-be-uploading\/","title":{"rendered":"Pictures I Won&#8217;t Be Uploading"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m sitting in a doctor&#8217;s office, waiting for Sharon<sup>*<\/sup> to get out of her appointment for a colonoscopy.<\/p>\n<p>Getting older is <b>so<\/b> fun.<\/p>\n<p>When you get old enough they regularly put a video camera up your Tuchas.<\/p>\n<p><sup>*<\/sup><span style=\"font-size: 78%;\">Love of my life, light of the cosmos, <span style=\"font-variant: small-caps; font-weight: bold;\"><span>she who must be obeyed<\/span><\/span>, my wife.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m sitting in a doctor&#8217;s office, waiting for Sharon* to get out of her appointment for a colonoscopy. Getting older is so fun. When you get old enough they regularly put a video camera up your Tuchas. *Love of my life, light of the cosmos, she who must be obeyed, my wife.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[976,1074],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-185381","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family","category-medical"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185381"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=185381"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185381\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=185381"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=185381"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=185381"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}