{"id":185453,"date":"2014-11-13T20:13:00","date_gmt":"2014-11-14T01:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2014\/11\/13\/fing-flowers\/"},"modified":"2014-11-13T20:13:00","modified_gmt":"2014-11-14T01:13:00","slug":"fing-flowers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2014\/11\/13\/fing-flowers\/","title":{"rendered":"F%$#ing Flowers!!!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I mean that quite literally.<\/p>\n<p>I have had a <b>most<\/b> unpleasant day.<\/p>\n<p>I do not know which angiosperm gives off copious amounts of pollen in November in Maryland in a final bit of libidinous excess.<\/p>\n<p>Some plant is f%$#ing their proverbial roots off, and my nose is running like a faucet.<\/p>\n<p>Or maybe it&#8217;s the beginning of a cold.<\/p>\n<p>Hopefully it&#8217;s the plant thing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I mean that quite literally. I have had a most unpleasant day. I do not know which angiosperm gives off copious amounts of pollen in November in Maryland in a final bit of libidinous excess. Some plant is f%$#ing their proverbial roots off, and my nose is running like a faucet. Or maybe it&#8217;s the &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1198,1069,1075],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-185453","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-health","category-science","category-sex"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185453"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=185453"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185453\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=185453"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=185453"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=185453"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}