{"id":185458,"date":"2014-11-11T21:19:00","date_gmt":"2014-11-12T02:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2014\/11\/11\/another-candidate-for-the-dumbest-guy-on-the-fing-planet\/"},"modified":"2014-11-11T21:19:00","modified_gmt":"2014-11-12T02:19:00","slug":"another-candidate-for-the-dumbest-guy-on-the-fing-planet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2014\/11\/11\/another-candidate-for-the-dumbest-guy-on-the-fing-planet\/","title":{"rendered":"Another Candidate for the Dumbest Guy on the F%$#ing Planet."},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"border: 1px solid black; float: right; margin: 0px 10px; padding: 5px; text-align: center; width: 380px;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/nU5pdEL.jpg\" rel=\"lytebox\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" bordercolor=\"white\" src=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/nU5pdEL.jpg\" width=\"370\" \/><\/a><br \/><i>Who in their right mind would mess with perfection?<\/i><\/div>\n<p>Everyone <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hollywoodreporter.com\/race\/sophia-loren-refusing-get-a-746960\">who ever suggested that Sophia Loren get a nose job<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"color: blue;\"><b>When you were starting out, as hard as it is to believe, some people told you to change your appearance, right?<\/b><\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span> <span style=\"color: blue;\">I always tried not to listen to these  people. They were saying that my nose was too long and my mouth was too  big. It didn&#8217;t hurt me at all because when I believe in something, it&#8217;s  like war. It&#8217;s a battle. But even Carlo said, &#8220;You know the cameramen,  they say that your nose is too long. Maybe you have to touch it a little  bit.&#8221; And I said, &#8220;Listen, I don&#8217;t want to touch nothing on my face  because I like my face. If I have to change my nose, I am going back to  Pozzuoli.&#8221; At that time, they used to do noses like a French nose with a  little tip at the end \u2014 they liked that. Can you imagine me with a nose  like that?<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Seriously? <\/p>\n<p>She&#8217;s still gorgeous in her at 80. <\/p>\n<p>That is nucking futs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Who in their right mind would mess with perfection? Everyone who ever suggested that Sophia Loren get a nose job: When you were starting out, as hard as it is to believe, some people told you to change your appearance, right? I always tried not to listen to these people. They were saying that my &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[993,1011,982],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-185458","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cinema","category-history","category-stupid"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185458"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=185458"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185458\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=185458"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=185458"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=185458"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}