{"id":185463,"date":"2014-11-11T19:37:00","date_gmt":"2014-11-12T00:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2014\/11\/11\/my-nose-hair-was-vibrating-like-a-hummingbird-with-epilepsy\/"},"modified":"2014-11-11T19:37:00","modified_gmt":"2014-11-12T00:37:00","slug":"my-nose-hair-was-vibrating-like-a-hummingbird-with-epilepsy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2014\/11\/11\/my-nose-hair-was-vibrating-like-a-hummingbird-with-epilepsy\/","title":{"rendered":"My Nose Hair Was Vibrating Like a Hummingbird with Epilepsy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>An odd thing happened today.<\/p>\n<p>Some people came by to hand out cans of Red Bull as part of a promotion.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s not my bag, but I was really tired, and it was free.<\/p>\n<p>First, it tastes f%$#ing awful, worse than Schlitz Dark.<\/p>\n<p>Second, it is not the good kind of boost.<\/p>\n<p>It makes Mountain Dew look like Ch\u00e2teau Lafite Rothschild.<\/p>\n<p>Not good.<\/p>\n<p>Not quite as bad as <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Moxie\">Moxie<\/a> or <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Baijiu\">Baijiu<\/a>,&nbsp; but man, it&#8217;s close.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An odd thing happened today. Some people came by to hand out cans of Red Bull as part of a promotion. It&#8217;s not my bag, but I was really tired, and it was free. First, it tastes f%$#ing awful, worse than Schlitz Dark. Second, it is not the good kind of boost. It makes Mountain &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1013,969,1012],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-185463","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-drugs","category-evil","category-food"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185463"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=185463"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185463\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=185463"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=185463"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=185463"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}