{"id":185506,"date":"2014-10-31T18:21:00","date_gmt":"2014-10-31T23:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2014\/10\/31\/give-me-a-high-4-jose\/"},"modified":"2014-10-31T18:21:00","modified_gmt":"2014-10-31T23:21:00","slug":"give-me-a-high-4-jose","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2014\/10\/31\/give-me-a-high-4-jose\/","title":{"rendered":"Give Me a High 4, Jose"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There are a number of rules to responsible gun ownership.<\/p>\n<p>Number 1 on the list should be, &#8220;<span style=\"font-size: 100%; font-variant: small-caps;\"><b>Make sure that the gun is unloaded before you try to clean it.<\/b><\/span>&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>It appears that this bit of common sense <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tmz.com\/2014\/10\/28\/jose-canseco-shot-finger-gun-cleaning-accident\/\">has escaped former Baseball all-star Jose Canseco<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"color: blue;\">Former major league slugger Jose Canseco blew his middle finger clear off his hand while cleaning his handgun at home in Las Vegas.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"color: blue;\">Jose&#8217;s fianc\u00e9e Leila Knight tells TMZ Sports &#8230; he was sitting at a table in their home cleaning the gun when it went off. She says he didn&#8217;t know it was loaded &#8212; and the shot ripped through the middle finger on his left hand. <\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"color: blue;\">Leila tells us 50-year-old Canseco is in surgery right now as doctors desperately try to save what&#8217;s left of the finger. She says the bullet tore through the bottom part of the finger and doctors have already said he&#8217;ll never have full use of it again &#8230; even under the best of circumstances.<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Here is a suggestion for gun owners out there, and I am not kidding:  create a checklist for yourself for each weapon that you own, much like the one that is used for flying aircraft.<\/p>\n<p>If you use it, one of the early steps will be something along the lines of, &#8220;Remove the magazine and confirm that there are no rounds in the chamber.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Really, I am not being snarky here.<\/p>\n<p>Everyone has a brain fart occasionally, and that is what check lists are for.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are a number of rules to responsible gun ownership. Number 1 on the list should be, &#8220;Make sure that the gun is unloaded before you try to clean it.&#8220; It appears that this bit of common sense has escaped former Baseball all-star Jose Canseco: Former major league slugger Jose Canseco blew his middle finger &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1057,982,1126],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-185506","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sports","category-stupid","category-weapons"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185506"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=185506"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185506\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=185506"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=185506"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=185506"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}