{"id":185507,"date":"2014-10-30T18:57:00","date_gmt":"2014-10-30T23:57:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2014\/10\/30\/20-years-jeebus\/"},"modified":"2014-10-30T18:57:00","modified_gmt":"2014-10-30T23:57:00","slug":"20-years-jeebus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2014\/10\/30\/20-years-jeebus\/","title":{"rendered":"20 Years \u2026\u2026\u2026 Jeebus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s my 20<sup>th<\/sup> wedding anniversary tonight.<\/p>\n<p>We will be celebrating it on the Hebrew calendar date, because today is my Mom&#8217;s Yartzheit, and so a celebration is not in order tonight.  (Yes, I lit a candle)<\/p>\n<p>I am stunned.<\/p>\n<p>Note that I am not stunned that Sharon is still with me, she is not the divorcing kind, but rather that she has not (yet) murdered me, because my little Cutsie Woodles <b>IS<\/b> the murdering kind.<\/p>\n<p>Thank God for women with poor taste in men.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s my 20th wedding anniversary tonight. We will be celebrating it on the Hebrew calendar date, because today is my Mom&#8217;s Yartzheit, and so a celebration is not in order tonight. (Yes, I lit a candle) I am stunned. Note that I am not stunned that Sharon is still with me, she is not the &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[976,1011],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-185507","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family","category-history"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185507"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=185507"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185507\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=185507"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=185507"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=185507"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}