{"id":185533,"date":"2014-10-22T20:37:00","date_gmt":"2014-10-23T01:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2014\/10\/22\/blessed-are-you-lord-our-g-d-king-of-the-universe-who-has-not-made-me-a-moman\/"},"modified":"2014-10-22T20:37:00","modified_gmt":"2014-10-23T01:37:00","slug":"blessed-are-you-lord-our-g-d-king-of-the-universe-who-has-not-made-me-a-moman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2014\/10\/22\/blessed-are-you-lord-our-g-d-king-of-the-universe-who-has-not-made-me-a-moman\/","title":{"rendered":"Blessed are you, Lord our G-d, King of the Universe, Who has not Made me a Moman.*"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know the reasons.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>He&#8217;s assertive, she&#8217;s a bitch.<\/li>\n<li>I get paid more for the same work.<\/li>\n<li>He&#8217;s a playa, she&#8217;s a slut.<\/li>\n<li>He&#8217;s cool, and she&#8217;s an ice queen.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Finally, and most importantly, I&#8217;ll never have to deal with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/news\/morning-mix\/wp\/2014\/10\/22\/renee-zellweger-knows-what-youve-been-saying-about-her-face-and-shes-got-a-response\/\">the mountain of bullsh%$ that has been sliding toward Renee Zellweger<\/a>. <\/p>\n<p>Seriously.<\/p>\n<p>What the f%$# is wrong with people?<\/p>\n<p><sup>*<\/sup><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">This is actually part of the traditional morning prayers for Jewish males.  The Hebrew is, &#8220;\u05d1\u05bc\u05b8\u05e8\u05d5\u05bc\u05da\u05b0 \u05d0\u05b7\u05ea\u05bc\u05b8\u05d4 \u05d9\u05b0\u05d9\u05b8 \u05d0\u05b6\u05dc\u05b9\u05d4\u05b5\u05bd\u05d9\u05e0\u05d5\u05bc \u05de\u05b6\u05bd\u05dc\u05b6\u05da\u05b0 \u05d4\u05b8\u05e2\u05d5\u05b9\u05dc\u05b8\u05dd, \u05e9\u05c1\u05b6\u05dc\u05bc\u05b9\u05d0 \u05e2\u05b8\u05e9\u05c2\u05b7\u05bd\u05e0\u05b4\u05d9 \u05d0\u05b4\u05e9\u05bc\u05c1\u05b8\u05d4.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know the reasons. He&#8217;s assertive, she&#8217;s a bitch. I get paid more for the same work. He&#8217;s a playa, she&#8217;s a slut. He&#8217;s cool, and she&#8217;s an ice queen. Finally, and most importantly, I&#8217;ll never have to deal with the mountain of bullsh%$ that has been sliding toward Renee Zellweger. Seriously. What the f%$# &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1222,1145,982],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-185533","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-celebrity","category-sexism","category-stupid"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185533"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=185533"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185533\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=185533"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=185533"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=185533"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}