{"id":185698,"date":"2014-09-03T19:35:00","date_gmt":"2014-09-04T00:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2014\/09\/03\/talibaptists-do-not-get-irony\/"},"modified":"2014-09-03T19:35:00","modified_gmt":"2014-09-04T00:35:00","slug":"talibaptists-do-not-get-irony","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2014\/09\/03\/talibaptists-do-not-get-irony\/","title":{"rendered":"Talibaptists Do Not Get Irony"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On Hannity (of course) J. Crewe  clothes horse turned <i>Duck Dynasty<\/i> ZZ Top impersonator Phil Robertson <a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/news\/morning-mix\/wp\/2014\/09\/03\/heres-how-duck-dynastys-phil-robertson-would-fight-the-islamic-state-convert-them-or-kill-them\/\">declared that we must convert ISIS to Christianity or murder them<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"color: blue;\">Then, Robertson arrived at the most controversial part of the interview, saying of the Islamic State: \u201cYou either have to convert them, which I think will be next to impossible. I\u2019m not giving up on them but I\u2019m just saying, either convert them or kill them.\u201d<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>As near as I can figure out, the only difference between Mr. Robertson and ISIS is that the ISIS militants are better dressed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On Hannity (of course) J. Crewe clothes horse turned Duck Dynasty ZZ Top impersonator Phil Robertson declared that we must convert ISIS to Christianity or murder them: Then, Robertson arrived at the most controversial part of the interview, saying of the Islamic State: \u201cYou either have to convert them, which I think will be next &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[967,969,960,1021,1076],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-185698","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bigotry","category-evil","category-irony","category-religion","category-terrorism"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185698"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=185698"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185698\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=185698"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=185698"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=185698"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}