{"id":185902,"date":"2014-07-18T19:30:00","date_gmt":"2014-07-19T00:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2014\/07\/18\/its-like-mozerella-stick-goatse\/"},"modified":"2014-07-18T19:30:00","modified_gmt":"2014-07-19T00:30:00","slug":"its-like-mozerella-stick-goatse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2014\/07\/18\/its-like-mozerella-stick-goatse\/","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s like Mozerella Stick Goatse!*"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just read an article titled, &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/gawker.com\/my-14-hour-search-for-the-end-of-tgi-fridays-endless-ap-1606122925\">My 14-Hour Search for the End of TGI Friday&#8217;s Endless Appetizers<\/a>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>While technically safe for work, but it will f%$# you up for life. <\/p>\n<p>H\/t JR at the <a href=\"http:\/\/stellarparthenon.org\/\">Stellar Parthenon BBS<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><sup>*<\/sup><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Do not Google Goatse.  That which is seen, cannot be unseen!<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just read an article titled, &#8220;My 14-Hour Search for the End of TGI Friday&#8217;s Endless Appetizers.&#8221; While technically safe for work, but it will f%$# you up for life. H\/t JR at the Stellar Parthenon BBS. *Do not Google Goatse. That which is seen, cannot be unseen!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[969,1012],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-185902","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-evil","category-food"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185902"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=185902"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185902\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=185902"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=185902"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=185902"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}