{"id":185924,"date":"2014-07-14T18:45:00","date_gmt":"2014-07-14T23:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2014\/07\/14\/shoot-me-now-2\/"},"modified":"2014-07-14T18:45:00","modified_gmt":"2014-07-14T23:45:00","slug":"shoot-me-now-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2014\/07\/14\/shoot-me-now-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Shoot Me Now!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/OzLSXUQ.jpg\" rel=\"lytebox\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/OzLSXUQ.jpg\" style=\"cursor: pointer; float: right; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px;\" width=\"290\" \/><\/a>I am watching TV, and an ad comes on, and the cat Tardar Sauce, better known as &#8220;Grumpy Cat,&#8221; advertising Honey Nut Cheerios<sup>\u00ae<\/sup>.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know why, but this is wrong in some very profound ways.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s almost H.P. Lovecraft wrong.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am watching TV, and an ad comes on, and the cat Tardar Sauce, better known as &#8220;Grumpy Cat,&#8221; advertising Honey Nut Cheerios\u00ae. I don&#8217;t know why, but this is wrong in some very profound ways. It&#8217;s almost H.P. Lovecraft wrong.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-185924","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185924"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=185924"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185924\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=185924"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=185924"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=185924"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}