{"id":185972,"date":"2014-06-30T19:03:00","date_gmt":"2014-07-01T00:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2014\/06\/30\/the-bear-who-swims-owns-some-mormon-missionaries\/"},"modified":"2014-06-30T19:03:00","modified_gmt":"2014-07-01T00:03:00","slug":"the-bear-who-swims-owns-some-mormon-missionaries","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2014\/06\/30\/the-bear-who-swims-owns-some-mormon-missionaries\/","title":{"rendered":"The Bear who Swims Owns Some Mormon Missionaries"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My brother and his daughter <a href=\"http:\/\/theinnerwalls.blogspot.com\/2014\/06\/teach-your-children-better.html\">had a visit from Mormon Missionaries<\/a>, and the missionaries got seriously schooled.<\/p>\n<p>Seriously.  My brother knew the bible better than they did.<\/p>\n<p>Go read.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My brother and his daughter had a visit from Mormon Missionaries, and the missionaries got seriously schooled. Seriously. My brother knew the bible better than they did. Go read.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1002,1021,1019],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-185972","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-good-writing","category-religion","category-schadenfreude"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185972"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=185972"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185972\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=185972"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=185972"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=185972"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}