{"id":186035,"date":"2014-06-07T09:46:00","date_gmt":"2014-06-07T14:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2014\/06\/07\/i-am-a-fing-moron\/"},"modified":"2014-06-07T09:46:00","modified_gmt":"2014-06-07T14:46:00","slug":"i-am-a-fing-moron","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2014\/06\/07\/i-am-a-fing-moron\/","title":{"rendered":"I am a F&#038;@#ing Moron"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Cornish pastys did not cook properly last night.<\/p>\n<p>They just were not getting done.<\/p>\n<p>This morning, it hit me:&#160; the recipe called for them to be cooked at 210&#176; (165&#176; with a convection oven).<\/p>\n<p>Only the recipe is <b>METRIC<\/b>, not English, so 210&#176;\/165&#176; <b>C<\/b> is 410&#176;\/330&#176; <b>F<\/b>.<\/p>\n<p>So I will be taking my not particularly cooked pastys from the fridge and putting it in the oven at the appropriate temperature.<\/p>\n<p>Posted via mobile.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Cornish pastys did not cook properly last night. They just were not getting done. This morning, it hit me:&#160; the recipe called for them to be cooked at 210&#176; (165&#176; with a convection oven). Only the recipe is METRIC, not English, so 210&#176;\/165&#176; C is 410&#176;\/330&#176; F. So I will be taking my not &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1012,1117,982],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-186035","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food","category-recipes","category-stupid"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/186035"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=186035"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/186035\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=186035"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=186035"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=186035"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}